How to Properly Treat a Paper Cut

Step 1. Child can't sleep due to excruciating pain of massive paper cut.

Step 2.  Dad ignores child.

Step 3.  Child wakes up the next morning seeking urgent medical attention for said paper cut

Step 4.  Dad ignores child

Step 5.  Child complains repeatedly about said paper cut after school and after bath.

Step 6.  Dad, having heard enough, renders medical care-

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